who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
