What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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