I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
soo... how was my night?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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