Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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