Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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