btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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