Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
