I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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