You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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