I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
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