I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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