I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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