I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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