I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
