if i can run in heels then i can drive
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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