I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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