the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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