We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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