I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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