Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
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Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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