that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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