That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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