Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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