He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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