Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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