Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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