It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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