I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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