Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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