So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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