Do you still have your period?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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