What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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