I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
40s are totally the cure
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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