i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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