oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
babies were throwing up all over the place
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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