you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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