i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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