Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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