I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
