Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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