Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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