how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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