No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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