The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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