He is an equal opportunity slut.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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