So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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