is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
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