try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
