You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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