I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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