last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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