Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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