oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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