But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
