Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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