we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize