Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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