you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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