So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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