how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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